Some mote good ones from the king of corn?

2 dogs talking and 1st one says''do you use contraceptives during sex''


2nd one says''durex''


1st one says '' hey i asked you first''





went into blockbusters today and said ''can i have batman forever''


bloke says ''no you have to return it tomorrow''





i went to a garden centre and asked for something herby they sold me a vw with no driver





and finally folks





i went to buy a train ticket to france and the bloke says''eurostar''


i said ''well ive been on telly once but im no robbie williams''





boom boom.

Some mote good ones from the king of corn?
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Reply:didnt you already post these?
Reply:i shouldnt like you





but i do
Reply:crap crap!
Reply:big meanies, they were worth a little giggle tee hee hee
Reply:Groan..... what's with all the bad jokes today?
Reply:Cheese d`la bellend
Reply:Funny.!!!
Reply:It's jokes like these that make me sometimes wonder why the hell I'm losing my time in jokes and riddles.
Reply:Were any of those suppose to be funny? I guess I forgot to laugh.





This isn't even a question.

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