Saturday, May 22, 2010

I paid for a Dutch hoe last night......?

down the garden centre, but it's just not weeding properly..... is there a special technique I should use?

I paid for a Dutch hoe last night......?
You need a good fork
Reply:Are you familiar with the manual, The Rake's Progress? Perhaps it would be best to consult it.





The author is R.T.F. Manuel
Reply:Honey, don't pay for hoes, just do it with your own hands!
Reply:Lol
Reply:Oh a Dutch hoe is no good, unless you're planting Amsterdam weed..
Reply:U should never ever pay for sex??? U look like a nice person, I'm sure u will find somebody to do it for free!!
Reply:You need the infra red light on to zap the weeds first
Reply:I will hunt you down
Reply:it's all in the grip and you have put your whole body into it, and move in a circular motion to get down to that nitty gritty dirt.
Reply:Looks like you posted at the wrong section?
Reply:wat why are u putting a dutch prostitute in the garden


im confused
Reply:The only way you gonna get that hoe to work for you is by giving that hoe a beating.











I don't condone hoe beating at all, that was a joke.
Reply:yeah u need a special wrist action
Reply:Put it in soil
Reply:***** her in the *** and come in her mouth?
Reply:Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh?


No comments:

Post a Comment