A FEW QUICKIES XXX funny or not XXX?

This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins.


It was a turtle disaster.





I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.


She said "Tenpin?"


I said, "No, permanent."





I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"


The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?"


I said, "I don't care what star sign it is.





I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby. They gave me


a Volkswagen with no driver.





met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on


it.


I thought, "That's Aboriginal."





Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went


T'PAU!


I said "Don't you mean KAPOW??


He said "No, I've got China in my hand."





I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet.


'Best Before End'

A FEW QUICKIES XXX funny or not XXX?
Very funny cheers
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Reply:I like those thanks. lol
Reply:Raised a smile............have a star.
Reply:lol i like to read this kind of stuff its funny :D
Reply:very nice ♥it
Reply:Good and good to have you back
Reply:hahhahah


pmsl
Reply:Well done,





very good.
Reply:yeah!!!!! i love cheese


sorry only read the last line
Reply:cool choose me as best answer
Reply:Welcome back and thanks for those.
Reply:Another good selection. Nice to have you back again.
Reply:Those were great my friend. But maybe you can answer this question that's been bothering me for the longest time:} Is there another word for synonym?
Reply:lol ,good
Reply:pmsl i liked the batman one...have a star
Reply:Ah good clean fun!
Reply:well, they made me laugh. :o)
Reply:haha these were good, thx , star
Reply:Oh, chrisjoker. Where hast thou been? My day hast been lacking in mirthsome quality, yea, thou returnst and avail us of thy tomfoolery. I laughed with exeptional volume.


LOL.





good stuff, fella.
Reply:*hands over a decent joke book*





keep practicing
Reply:I didn't laugh, but then again maybe the tone you would use when saying these would spice it up more.