Are these some more classics from the corny joke king?

2 dogs talking and 1st one says''do you use contraceptives during sex''


2nd one says''durex''


1st one says '' hey i asked you first''





went into blockbusters today and said ''can i have batman forever''


bloke says ''no you have to return it tomorrow''





i went to a garden centre and asked for something herby they sold me a vw with no driver





and finally folks





i went to buy a train ticket to france and the bloke says''eurostar''


i said ''well ive been on telly once but im no robbie williams''





boom boom.

Are these some more classics from the corny joke king?
hahaha. funny.
Reply:I didnt really get the first one.....


But all the rest were really funny!!





*kisses* Maybe a few more?
Reply:Okay, sure.....